It’s not easy being a curvy, confident, and empowered young woman in today’s body obsessed society — especially when you’re Christina Aguilera. When it comes to the Bionic songstress, it seems that nobody ever wants to focus on the fact that she’s the greatest voice that mankind has ever known or that she’s bravely broken musical boundaries by working with unknown underground artists like M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj. All people care about is one thing: her bodacious bawwwdy! (WHOAAAAAA OHHHH OHHHH OHHH WHOAAA OH).
While promoting her upcoming album Lotus in an exclusive Australian interview, the magical Genietina was forced to field more questions about her beautiful hourglass figure by a skinny insecure journalist who took every opportunity to throw shade at Miss Royal Desire.
“Congratulations,” said the journo, a hint of sarcasm present in her voice. “You’ve made an album for all us ladies who don’t look like Victoria’s Secret models.”
Like the seasoned media veteran she is, Aggie didn’t take the bait, casually laughing off the backhanded compliment before confirming that Lotus is for “every woman”, even the ugly Victoria’s Secret models who weren’t blessed with Christina’s curves.
Put off by Aggie’s radiant confidence, the journalist decided to go for the low blow in a last ditch effort to boost her own low self-esteem, bluntly asking Aggie if the Lotus cover was photoshopped.
Without skipping a beat, Christina responded, “Well, we definitely have the hair covering the boobs,” deflecting the unfounded accusations of airbrushing by turning the focus onto the divine nudity of the Lotus artwork, and not how much she weighs.
All-in-all, Godtina handled this patronizing cunt like a true KWEEN. Next time you want to disrespect The Artiste Formerly Known as Christina Aguilera™, just remember that she’s unbreakable like a Lotus flower, able to withstand the harshest of weather conditions and the most hardcore haters that the world has to throw at her.