Cheryl Cole unveils cheap album cover and ghetto tracklisting

Who the fuck did the font on Cheryl Cole‘s new album? Sorry, I mean Cheryl’s new album — homegirl dropped the Cole.

The artwork looks like one of Cheryl’s tweenage stans snapped a photo of her from a tabloid on their iPhone, and then added font and colored in the background using whatever the hell the Apple version of Windows Paint is.

On top of releasing this mess, Cheryl’s dropped the album’s official tracklisting. It contains that musical travesty “Love Killer”, as well as future classics like “Ghetto Baby” and “Sexy Den a Mutha”.

1. Under The Sun 
2. Call My Name 
3. Craziest Things 
4. Girl In The Mirror 
5. A Million Lights 
6. Screw You 
7. Love Killer 
8. Ghetto Baby 
9. Sexy Den A Mutha 
10. Mechanics of the Heart 
11. All Is Fair 

Deluxe: 
12. Boys Lie 
13. One Thousand 
14. Telescope 
15. Last One Standing

Having trouble understanding why Britain’s most beautiful woman has a song called “Ghetto Baby” on her album. I know that she used to be a total chav, but those days are long gone.

There’s clearly been some kind of mistake. This is obviously the artwork and tracklisting for Tulisa‘s new album, not Cheryl’s. Cheryl’s cover will look more like Carrie Underwood’s Blown Away, and the album will contain songs like “You Hurt More Than Malaria” and “W.A.G. (Woman Against Gamu)”.

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  • http://twitter.com/lildarien lildarien

    What…The….Fuck

  • Joey

    I kinda like the cover. but she has to much hair, adele did it don’t copy

  • Danieljay92

    “the album will contain songs like “You Hurt More Than Malaria” and “W.A.G. (Woman Against Gamu)” – That’s the funniest thing you have written in months. Amazing!!

  • Fetusmartini

    Someone should tell Cheryl April fools day was back in April. :|

  • simonseziam

    i think its very 80s, i like it – camp hair, camp pose, camp typeface, over the top glare, a garish white border…the album’s called ‘a million lights’ for goodness sake, she’s going for over the top!

  • Guest

    i see cheryl is serving us some chewbacca realness on the cover

  • simonseziam

    and y’all know you’ll be windin’ ya’ waist to ‘sexy den a mutha’….

  • Blackcanary

    the cover is hideous. but i’m sure we all can’t stop pussypopping to the anthem of 2012 sexy den a mutha!!! :)

  • Pez

    What.

  • Kevin

    The cover screams 80′s Porn Star/Stripper! And the titles all  look fine except  for Ghetto  Baby and Sexy Than A Mutha,Bitch! you ain’t Beyonce,Rihanna etc! Her albums are known to have way too many ballads and midtempos and when she does uptempos they sound hella dated, so hopefully she brings some sizzling hot bangers like Call My Name on the album!The covers chessy but you got to admit she is really sexy.

  • Adam Rysio

    She will never be known as just Cheryl, she needs to stop trying to make it happen.

  • mimifan

    i love her no matter how the cover looks like.

  • cuntley

    So when is Girls Aloud coming back?

  • Yumm

    Girl In The Mirror, better not be a cover of the Britney song! There were rumors of her covering a Britney bonus track.

  • Eddec88

    oh yeah shut up haters!! CHERYL is the closest thing to GOD!! i mean she is just perfection!!! i bet you would like to look like her at least 0.1%!!! I forgive the not so brilliant cover and i love her til death!!}
    go cheryl ;)

  • davidsask

    Sexy Den A Mutha best be a dirty a song as it sounds!!!

  • TIo

    Lol at this cover. Either this one or Born This Way is the worst.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=590390539 Cait Rose

    Ghetto Baby is the song that Lana wrote with her.

  • Aryo

    LMAOOOOOOOOO!! DEADDDD

  • xxx

    Haha it’s a Michael Jackson Cover from
    Her perspective :) can you imagine how Great her vocals will Sound?

    Honestly, the Cover looks cheap and i always habe the Feeling, that her Albums are mediocre at best. Just the singles are ok and the Rest is meh

  • Dominic

    omg hahaha couldn’t stop laughing at “, as well as future classics “Ghetto Baby” and “Sexy Den A Mutha”. That album cover is atrocious.

  • Dom

    Can’t believe she didn’t include “Shotz In ‘Da Club”, “Big Booty” or the club smash “Jus Gettin’ a Takeaway (Chicken Curry)”.

  • Nicky

    i like the cover. it’s much better than her last 2, especially the tacky mess that was messy little raindrops. also, according to wiki (so take with a grain of salt), “ghetto baby” was written by lana del rey.