Chelsea Handler goes in on Beyonce and her stans! “Take a break bitch!”
Booty poppin’ weave shakin’ diva Beyonce may have a lot of crazy stans (to put it lightly), but Chelsea Handler certainly isn’t one of them and she has no problem making her feelings known – and the Bey stans aren’t happy!
The drama started when Chelsea included Beyonce in one of her stand up skits on her popular talk show Chelsea Lately (in the video above), poking fun at the singers Grammy performance and asking why Beyonce hasn’t taken the “break” that she publicly promised recently.
After the skit aired the Bey stans, like clockwork, flooded Chelsea’s Twitter page with abuse, insults and threats as they always do. Well Chelsea saw the Tweets and decided to read them out on her show, poking fun at the stans inability to spell before going in on Beyonce some more.
Good times all around! I don’t really watch shows like this, but I now think that Chelsea Lately has just become must see TV for me!
ChElSea Uz a DuMb sLuT dA QwEeeN BeYzuS iZ DaT MuthAFuCkiN BiTc! ShE GotT a MilLi GrAmmIeS noW! YoU MaD? HaiL dA KwEeeN BEYSUS! A StAnPeDe is ComIn ho we ArE dA SmArTst faNz Ne BiTch CouLd HaVe n yOu RnT shiT! dA NuMba 1 ChiCk is SaShA FeerCE NO PaSzEngAz on hA PlaYne n DaT meAnZ LesBiAns lyKe u!
Tags: Beyonce
lol I met Chelsea about a year ago, she’s really cool, and this is harmless fun, Beyonce stans will go to bat for her ass tho, they go hard.
I seriously LOVE her! I watch this show everyday at 11pm! And yes I agreed with everything she said! and I hated the fact that the next day she said all the Bey stans were calling her a lesbian. It just show that they can’t take a joke and they need to get out of her. I like some of Beyonce’s music but I DESPISE her personally. She just seems so fake. Chelsea 4everrr! ahaha
haha same thing happened to her with the jonas brothers. i love when she reads the messages she receives. if you’re going to insult someone, at least be grammatically correct.
and her name is chelsea handler* her show is called chelsea lately.
LOVE Chelsea, Thats my girl lol. beyonce fans do need to sit the fuck down…and bey coo, but she did say she was gonna take a break…HAve a seat Now please.
Oh! I don’t watch this show, it used to be on E when I had cable but it’s not really my thing.
*fixes name up*
“Who knew Tina Knowles was such a bad speller?”
*dead* *deceased* *cremated*
Everything that Chelsea said needed to be said…Sorry
LMAO!!!
Chelsea was goin in.
This further proves how “smart” Bey stans are! lol
I love Beyonce, but this shit is hilarious! I can’t stop laughing, I don’t even know how I typed this!
Truth and hilarious. It’s all in fun, Beyonce has had so much success as an artist her fans should just let it be.
Prophet what do you expect from Beyonce stans. They are among the least intelligent.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/m…cleverest.html
Lol I know Brad that’s why I sarcastically mentioned that they are “smart”.
That study is hilarious and I never get sick of seeing it. Sad thing is that it’s so true.
BEY IS A FREAKIN MESS. IF NOT FOR MATHEW “MAFIA” PAPA KNOWLES BUYING HER GRAMMYS SHE BE NOTHING. OHH, AND PAPA IS ON THE GRAMMY ACADEMY. YA THINK..??
CHELSEA IS FREAKIN KOOL AND IS USUALLY DEAD-ON DEALING WITH STUPID BEY STANS. THE BIGGEST JERK-OFF BEY STAN IS NONE OTHER THAN THAT FAT BUFFALO @THESKORPIONSHOW. BITCH NEEDS TO LOSE 150LBS AND STFU!!!
*dead* Chelsea is hilarious. I swear some people do not understand humor…and then proceed to make them selves look like a bunch of dumbasses. Sometimes I’m ashamed to call myself a Bey stan cause it associates me with fools like that!!! And that study is bull cause I’m far from dumb but I love the bitty lol.
Anywho, J, i’m gonna tweet you soon.
PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i swear beyonce has some of the most pathetic fans on earth!
with that horrid spelling and the ignorant name calling,i cant imagine any beyonce fan being over the age of 11.
my god,so what if someone says something that you dont like,dont have a temper tantrum and curse them out see now youre doing the same thing that youre so called against.
smh,PATHETIC!!
Sigh. I’m a Beyonce fan but it’s getting really hard to be one when you get dimwits trolling about.
Thought she was going to take a break though. I wonder if she tied her baby maker up so she won’t have to stop working.
and BEYSUS?are you freaking kidding me?
are you trying 2 equate this creature 2 JESUS?
i wont be surprised if god struck beyonce or her dumb fans down 4 calling that woman BEYSUS.
UGH!
DISGUSTING!!!
I love her show I watch it every night! Her 1st snippet had me in tears bc NOBODY is safe when it comes to Chelsea and shes hilarious! And the 2nd night when she was talking about Bey stand as I was laughing I was like “Oh God Prophet is going to have a field day with this!” and sure enough here it is! Yall know Im a big Bey stan but Chelsea is hilarious and it was all in fun! I laughed hysterically both times. And yea something similiar did happen when she talked shit about the Jonas brothers. I would love to be on her round table it would be dun!
“When single ladies come on in a club, gay men explode!” lol!
LOL @ thats what you do when ur weave is on fire I wish beyonce would sit down I used to be a beyonce stan until I start seeing her every damn where gosh !!!
Seriously….Chelsea serves an amazing valid point! bey said she was taking a break but why did she just film another commercial, film a music video with Lady Gag-Me and perform at the Grammies and her tour isn’t even over?
Why can’t people spell correctly these days. All I got out of that message was basically calling Chelsea a bitch! The rest I just couldn’t comprehend!
Chelsea just found herself a new stan! LOL
Damn if only more people would talk about Beyonce like this!
TAKE A BREAK BITCH!
OMG. LMFAO.
“That is what you do when your weave is on fire”
Chelsea is funny! i’ve never seen her show before.
This Bitch is Dead When A Beyonce Stan see’s her on the street. Does she know she is talking about the 4th most powerful celebrity in the world. If Beyonce was a mean person she would have Chelsey out of her job. Beyonce COuld Damn near on that crap piece of shit of a show. Her mouth just wrote a check that her ass can’t cash.. And I use to like this fugly Bitch too….
Keri Is no longer at the top of the hitlist… CHELSEY LET ME SEE U ON THE STREETS!!!
BEYONCE STANS ARE STUPID… BEYONCE AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT THIS SHIT SHE IS LIVIN HER LIFE BRINGIN HOME THE PAPER SO WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SNOOPING AROUND… THEY WILL BE THE FALL OF HE CAREER…
LMAO… A defining moment if I ever had one…
Beyonce is just ASKING for a breakdown, I wonder what will happen to her when daddy knowles dies or goes to jail, oh wait I just saw the future:
ONE BLACK BITCH WONT BE THAT FIERCE ANYMORE, FLOP AFTER FLOP, SHAVING HER HEAD, CAUSE THAT’S WHAT SHE LIKED TO DO IN THE SHOWBIZ, COPYING OTHER FIERCE BITCHES, SO SHE HAS TO COPY IN HER PERSONAL LIFE AS WELL… FLOP BREAKDOWN,FLOP,BREAKDOWN, DEATH OF BEYONCE!
wauw that was a traumatic experience, I wish I will never get an premonition ever again!
Chelsea is my new hero. Beyonce is insufferable and really needs to go away. Her performance was awful – easily the worst of the night. Her six wins proves the total lack of credibility of the Grammys. From her weaves to her butt pads to her fake song writing almost everything about Beyonce is fake.
whats wrong with being a lesbian? U HOMOPHOBIC BEYONCE STANS!
I curse the day beyonce contacted gaga !
Bey is stale, played, and soooooooo 2006; loving Chelsea a wee bit more now
Why do Beyonce haters Want her to have more promotion lol, If I didnt like them I just wouldnt follow them. Though chelsea is a comedian so I dont know why people are making such a big deal out of it.
Lmao @ Chelsea and some of the crazy ass stans. Where do that make this shit up at…..?
Lmao.
I fucking love Chelsea. Yup yup.
Lmao.
I curse the day Crazy In Love became a succes, why couldnt this bitch keep flopping like her FIRST single WORK IT OUT!
People need to quit saying Beyonce stans are stupid. People dont know a damn thing. I LOVE Beyonce, but even I found humor in this.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: those beyonce “stans” are probably employees of her father’s MWE. Maybe not all of them, but a lot.
Happens every time beyonce gets criticized. It’s pathetic.
But Chelsea is awesome. Watch her show if you haven’t. She’s always got a beyonce joke, if beyonce does something news worthy.
And Chelsea is an outspoken hater of House of Dereon.
She spoke the truth even if it was in a humorous way.
and *dead* at the threat posted above…anyone else think that the undercover beyonce hater Beydabes wrote it?
YEEEES!!!!! JAJAJAJAJA love what she says to lady gaga and beyonce JAJAJAJAJAJA she’s my hero now I always that I can see her I see her show is very funny to death.
“that is not a dance move, that is what you do when you wig is on fire” JAJAJAJAJA oh and “what are you grabbing between your legs kitty kat?, I thought that all your junk was in your trunk” JAJAJAJA best line ever!!! XD
WORK IT OUT was a buzz single. it wasn;’t the lead single.
ondergang.
Sht upp TMM ur the one running on the streets screaming: BEYONCE’S FIRST SINGLE WORK IT OUT WAS A FLOP!
@ Boogaloo- show me proof that beyonce is the 4th most powerful person in the world? show me proof that she could have chelsea fired! You can’t keep Chelsea down because people love humor and people love her!
Beyonce’s 6th month break is like 1 week in Beyonce world! And one more thing BOOGALOO- Without Matthew Knowles, Bey wouldn’t be shit!
My bowel movements have more talent than Beyonce does in her ass!
Lol… Chelsea went IN!!!!!
I love Chelsea, her show is amazing and her monologue….GENIUS. I’m don’t like to call ppl stupid, but if the shoe fits. And some of these stands def. fit the bill.
BWHAAHAHAHAHA! I can’t stop watching this! Hilarious!
omg…Miss Handler as i like to call her (chelsea), gave me life today, that easily made my day…
oh dear lord, you dont wanna fuck with chelsea. Beyonce fans are a trip, when you need a good laugh you can always count on them…
*Im still waiting on someone to diss jamie foxx sister…(when she did what ever it was she did on stage)
I love the screaming Queen defended her because they’re the ones who make up the majority of her male fans
^^^Why do gays love beyonce?
I’d figure that they’d love gaga, especially since beyonce was/is a rumored homo-phobe, and her marriage to jz/no wedding ring/flash around engagement ring/single ladies publicity stunt seemed insensitive, given that gays are fighting for the right to get married…
do any gays have an opinion?
i think you’re all morons starting with the prophet on the top of my list! Yeah beyonce stans stand up for beyonce just like all you morons would stand for your faves if chelsea had dissed him/her! I find janet is so disgustingly fat and lacks any singing ability…let’s see how long it takes prophet to reply to this!! cause god knows he’s no stan of anyone! Just stick to posting songs and forget ur perez style editorials. You egg beyonce fans to come at you and then play the innocent. Maybe u should post chelsea’s, leno’s, letterman’s, degeneres’ and every comedian’s monologues cause i’m sure they make fun of many many many many people every day of the week…so stop picking out beyonce and then calling bey stans crazy for coming to her defense! you’re just one of those people that “hates drama” but somehow loves to entice people and then tweet everyone about how the crazies love drama…u’re beyond imbecile!!! go to school, seriously dude!! ur synapses are off somewhere!!
chelsea go IN on that bitch!
@ANTAGONIST
Dude seriously YOU ARE INSANE! Rumored homophobe? Her stylist Ty is one of her BEST FRIENDS and hes FLAMMING! He’s been working with her since her 1st single with DC! Please stop!
Again, you with ur ridiculous theories.
And Andy really has to be about 11 years old. Seriously. I won’t EVEN go in on him.
And gays up for her b/c she’s pretty much a drag queen in a sense.
White queens are the majority of Britney Spears fan base. And NOTHING is wrong with that.
STFU and stop with ur ridiculous accusations and even more ridiculous theories.
she might as well be a drag queen! Hell, she does wear tons of caked, make up, lace fronts and booty pads…i guess your right JohnnyS
lmfao DEAD!! sooo funnie nd tru tho lol….Team Chelsea!!! lol
beyonce is a talented person…. end of the day she’s a person! don’t compare her to anything holy, she’s no god, no queen, just a woman with a good voice.
also, why are people saying chelsea is a lesbian like it’s a bad thing? if those people googled her they’d find out that she’s a new york best selling author. she’s written books about her sex life with :shocker:: men! haha it’s all in good fun. hey life’s hard if you don’t have a sense of humor well you’re just screwed.
Hold up ya’ll i’m a Beyonce Stan. In i’m far From Stupid, Not all Beyonce fan’s is Dumb! Get it Fuckin Right.lol
That’s ok Sasha you get a pass you know I love you!
Take a break, BITCH! LOLs
Fuck Chelsea handler and her old raggedy wrinkled up puzzy. Can me stupid all you want.
@Prop, You love me! but you hate my SASHA FIERCE!!.lol
I love Bey but I love Chelsea as well. She’s so damn intelligent. You can hear it when she goes in celebrities and wannabees So fun and her beyonce comments were funny as well. She’s a riot and you should check the video of her interviewing Perez Hilton! AHH SHE FRIED HIM lol! 4ever Bey and 4ever free speech lol! Go on Chelsea!
Really guys it was just a joke and Bey will be quick to do an interview with Chels to promote that next album, knowing that her Stans will die to see the interaction.
This is funny as hell I can’t stop laughing.
would like to say im male and im a fan of beyonce but that doesnt make me gay not all male fans of beyonce are gay u know yh majorioty of them are but not all…i found this shit sooo funny true beyonce should take a break….beyonce stans are crazy yes im a fan but im not a stan theres a difference i like beyonce for her looks and entertainment and i think she is very talented but over rated at the same time…..but she what happend to her break then
Anybody who watches Chelsea’s show knows she pokes fun at people all the time! For Beyonce’s fans to go on Chelsea’s twitter page and call her names and not spelling anything right makes them look like fools! I’m glad Chelsea didn’t back down like so many others who dare to talk about the Queen B!
I don’t get a pass proph. Im not stupid.
DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Chelsea str8 came for FATYONCE stans!!!! XD omg CHELSEA is my new fav!!!!!!!!
Take a break, BITCH! PURE COMEDY I keep watching it on repeat!
i personally dnt like chelsea..infact i watch nothing E..they all make me sick…
but that bey fan killed me..what is beyzus??? lmaoooo…
@Luel14 lmao and wtf do you look like bitch go sit down lol you fail
I don’t mind Beyonce but her stans are seriously f*ucked up. Chill guys.
Love chelsea though
:D
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It wasn’t that funny – it almost seemed like a personal attack rather than a comedy skit, and I love Chelsea and am far from the biggest Beyonce fan.
Chelsea is hilarious!
@ Mileka It seemed pretty damn funny to me and most people on this board! It’s called comedy. Just because hidden stans like you, and the one’s who own it, can’t take a joke doesn’t make it mean spirited!
Who, can blame you all though? If Beyonce, had any humility and was able to take a joke herself, maybe her stans would be the sam
*same (got cut off)
@Jojo So because I didn’t find it so hilariously I’m a “stan”? Okay. How childish.
*so hliariously funny.
I didn’t say it wasn’t funny – I said it wasn’t THAT funny, and I was referring to peoples LOOOOOL and “I can’t stop watching this”.
she hates asians and blacks so this is not surprising
@ Mileka you said you thought it was like “a personal attack”, but now you say you thought it was funny.
What is childish is you try to hide your stan status, and not tell what your “truth” is.
Do you find personal attacks so funny? don’t be a hypocrite. That is what’s childish….
Where did I say I thought it was funny? It was mildly humorous, as I said I didn’t think it was THAT funny.
And I’m not hiding any so-called stanism either. There’s absolutely nothing wrong in liking Beyonce or any one for that matter, if I was this so-called “stan” I think I’d be getting a lot angrier than “it wasn’t that funny” don’t you?
TO ALL THE GAYS AND LESBIANS ON THE THREAD…
First of all, beyonce has been quoted as making homophobic comments, specifically regarding the britney/madonna/christina aguilera kiss at the MTV Music video awards years ago. She got called out for being anti-gay and lesbian, then insisted that the comments weren’t true, and started courting the gay community.
You can google “beyonce, homophobia” and find info.
Second of all, her (worst kept secret) marriage to jz and that ring nonsense were pretty obvious publicity stunts to draw attention to her album, and very insensitive to the fact that gays can not be married (in most US states) because marriage between a man and a woman is (according to religious groups) “sacred” (hardly so, if beyonce can use her marriage to promote her work).
I just want to know how gays feel about this…the marriage/ring publicity stunt (primarily), and the rumored homophobia (if they were aware of it)…
PS: I am NOT interested in the comments of a particular lame-ass stan, who wants to start an argument with me now because he couldn’t hold his own in the grammy topic thread.
I don’t think much of people who have to lie, misquote, deny facts, or jump through other mental hoops in an anonymous, online conversation about a fucking burlesque singer (beyonce). It’s not that serious.
I think you are angry , because you called Chelsea’s comments something a kin to “a personal attack” and now you are saying it is “mildly humorous”.
I think you need to make up your mind on what you are saying.
When you say you don’t think it was “that funny” by implication that means you think it is funny! LOL!
In the words of Chelsea “take a break b**ch.
stand by what you say as a stan! don’t hide behind semantics!
I’m angry? – you’re the one obsessing over a comment I made and putting words that I did not say into my mouth. It was just an observation, she picked at every little thing Beyonce did, and even the audience laughter seemed forced and uncomfortable.
So by your little stanism theory, if I don’t find it funny that Hitler killed thousands, I’m a secret Hitler stan?
As I said if I was a ‘stan’ I’d be the first to say so, just like I do any artist I’m a FAN of – what’s there to hide about liking an artist???
What kind of analogy is the Hitler one? Are you smoking?
You said it was funny and that it was a personal attack!
So I’m saying that you are either confused with what your view is or you enjoy, other people’s pain.
That was my point genius!!
What Hitler has to do with this is beyond anyone with half a brain!
Get your head checked, boo! LOL!
If your not a stan, you would have let it go! But, since you ARE a stan. you keep coming back with nonsense double talk, and analogies.
If your not an angry stan, feel free to let it go, and stop responding to me.
Does that make sense?
Duh – It was a comparison to your theory that if I don’t find something hysterical then secretly I’m a stan. Again, and I’ll say it reeeealllly slooooowly so that hopefully your brain can process the information, it was funny, just not to the point that my sides were aching with laughter and I’d need to watch it over and over like some people were more or less saying.
Now do you understand or to you need me to say it again, genius.
If I WAS a stan, I’d be all up in every single Beyonce post Prophet and Toya post – when actually there the ones that I avoid because of idiots and there over-use of the word ‘stan’.
No genius, once again you said it wasn’t that funny. Meaning that you found it funny.
If you then say that you felt it was a personal attack, then why did you find it humorous on any level!
Your analogy makes no sense!
Take a break bitch! you are a stan and you got your feelings hurt!
You’ll be alright, and you probably post on the other sites with another name.
So, your not telling me anything. Duh!
Who laughs @ things they think are an attack!
What are you talking about? you need to get hooked on phonics, stat!
I don’t care if you found it funny or not dummy! You said it was mildly humorous, and in the same breath a personal attack.
Do you laugh @ personal attacks?
According to your words you do, so here are the options.
1) stan for Bey on the DL who can’t take a joke.
2) a person who is guilty of laugh @ beyonce being “personally attacked”
Go back to school, it did not take the first time, obviously…..
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lol I always watch Chelsea lately. that chick doesn’t give a s*** about nobody. Beyonce Grammy Performance was so wierd. I hated it. ANd she was lip synching
Beyonce is SO annoying and ghetto i wanted her wig to fly off.she was trying WAY to hard in that performance. i was so happy when she said she was leaving us so we wont have to hear her yodeling anymore.but she lied:(
i don like her she is a messssss dissapear for a while bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im a huge beyonce “stan” but i don’t see anything wrong with this. Yea so she cracked some jokes at bey’s expense…so what? its not like she was calling her out her name and slandering her. shoot when i was watching the grammy’s i even said yo bey wig gon fly off one of these days….no harm done ppl so plz calm down. yall are taking this way too serious. i don’t even think bey herself would be hurt by this. chelsea gets on everyone’s case so relax.breathe.