Chelsea Handler goes in on Beyonce and her stans! “Take a break bitch!”

Booty poppin’ weave shakin’ diva Beyonce may have a lot of crazy stans (to put it lightly), but Chelsea Handler certainly isn’t one of them and she has no problem making her feelings known – and the Bey stans aren’t happy!

The drama started when Chelsea included Beyonce in one of her stand up skits on her popular talk show Chelsea Lately (in the video above), poking fun at the singers Grammy performance and asking why Beyonce hasn’t taken the “break” that she publicly promised recently.

After the skit aired the Bey stans, like clockwork, flooded Chelsea’s Twitter page with abuse, insults and threats as they always do. Well Chelsea saw the Tweets and decided to read them out on her show, poking fun at the stans inability to spell before going in on Beyonce some more.

Good times all around! I don’t really watch shows like this, but I now think that Chelsea Lately has just become must see TV for me!

ChElSea Uz a DuMb sLuT dA QwEeeN BeYzuS iZ DaT MuthAFuCkiN BiTc! ShE GotT a MilLi GrAmmIeS noW! YoU MaD? HaiL dA KwEeeN BEYSUS! A StAnPeDe is ComIn ho we ArE dA SmArTst faNz Ne BiTch CouLd HaVe n yOu RnT shiT! dA NuMba 1 ChiCk is SaShA FeerCE NO PaSzEngAz on hA PlaYne n DaT meAnZ LesBiAns lyKe u!

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  • Jas

    lmfao DEAD!! sooo funnie nd tru tho lol….Team Chelsea!!! lol

  • blink_blind

    beyonce is a talented person…. end of the day she’s a person! don’t compare her to anything holy, she’s no god, no queen, just a woman with a good voice.

    also, why are people saying chelsea is a lesbian like it’s a bad thing? if those people googled her they’d find out that she’s a new york best selling author. she’s written books about her sex life with :shocker:: men! haha it’s all in good fun. hey life’s hard if you don’t have a sense of humor well you’re just screwed.

  • http://2thic4u “Sasha Fierce Support Representative”.

    Hold up ya’ll i’m a Beyonce Stan. In i’m far From Stupid, Not all Beyonce fan’s is Dumb! Get it Fuckin Right.lol

  • http://www.theprophetblog.net The Prophet

    That’s ok Sasha you get a pass you know I love you!

  • mimifan

    Take a break, BITCH! LOLs

  • Luel14

    Fuck Chelsea handler and her old raggedy wrinkled up puzzy. Can me stupid all you want.

  • http://2thic4u “Sasha Fierce Support Representative”.

    @Prop, You love me! but you hate my SASHA FIERCE!!.lol

  • http://www.avantmag.com DM

    I love Bey but I love Chelsea as well. She’s so damn intelligent. You can hear it when she goes in celebrities and wannabees So fun and her beyonce comments were funny as well. She’s a riot and you should check the video of her interviewing Perez Hilton! AHH SHE FRIED HIM lol! 4ever Bey and 4ever free speech lol! Go on Chelsea!

  • http://www.avantmag.com DM

    Really guys it was just a joke and Bey will be quick to do an interview with Chels to promote that next album, knowing that her Stans will die to see the interaction.

  • Quiana

    This is funny as hell I can’t stop laughing.

  • rip king of pop

    would like to say im male and im a fan of beyonce but that doesnt make me gay not all male fans of beyonce are gay u know yh majorioty of them are but not all…i found this shit sooo funny true beyonce should take a break….beyonce stans are crazy yes im a fan but im not a stan theres a difference i like beyonce for her looks and entertainment and i think she is very talented but over rated at the same time…..but she what happend to her break then

  • EbonyNicole

    Anybody who watches Chelsea’s show knows she pokes fun at people all the time! For Beyonce’s fans to go on Chelsea’s twitter page and call her names and not spelling anything right makes them look like fools! I’m glad Chelsea didn’t back down like so many others who dare to talk about the Queen B!

  • http://www.twitter.com/dsabadmofo Dsabadmofo

    I don’t get a pass proph. Im not stupid.

  • BlackNLatin

    DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Chelsea str8 came for FATYONCE stans!!!! XD omg CHELSEA is my new fav!!!!!!!! :D

  • http://www.autumnjones.net AutumnJones

    Take a break, BITCH! PURE COMEDY I keep watching it on repeat!

  • goons

    i personally dnt like chelsea..infact i watch nothing E..they all make me sick…

    but that bey fan killed me..what is beyzus??? lmaoooo…

  • Bibi

    @Luel14 lmao and wtf do you look like bitch go sit down lol you fail

  • LF

    I don’t mind Beyonce but her stans are seriously f*ucked up. Chill guys.

    Love chelsea though :D :D

  • xGg

    OMFG yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

    ahahahahahhaha

    ahhahahahahhh

    ahahahhahahha

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    It wasn’t that funny – it almost seemed like a personal attack rather than a comedy skit, and I love Chelsea and am far from the biggest Beyonce fan.

  • Jojo

    Chelsea is hilarious!

  • Jojo

    @ Mileka It seemed pretty damn funny to me and most people on this board! It’s called comedy. Just because hidden stans like you, and the one’s who own it, can’t take a joke doesn’t make it mean spirited!

    Who, can blame you all though? If Beyonce, had any humility and was able to take a joke herself, maybe her stans would be the sam

  • Jojo

    *same (got cut off)

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    @Jojo So because I didn’t find it so hilariously I’m a “stan”? Okay. How childish.

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    *so hliariously funny.
    I didn’t say it wasn’t funny – I said it wasn’t THAT funny, and I was referring to peoples LOOOOOL and “I can’t stop watching this”.

  • prince

    she hates asians and blacks so this is not surprising

  • Jojo

    @ Mileka you said you thought it was like “a personal attack”, but now you say you thought it was funny.

    What is childish is you try to hide your stan status, and not tell what your “truth” is.

    Do you find personal attacks so funny? don’t be a hypocrite. That is what’s childish….

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    Where did I say I thought it was funny? It was mildly humorous, as I said I didn’t think it was THAT funny.
    And I’m not hiding any so-called stanism either. There’s absolutely nothing wrong in liking Beyonce or any one for that matter, if I was this so-called “stan” I think I’d be getting a lot angrier than “it wasn’t that funny” don’t you?

  • antagonist

    TO ALL THE GAYS AND LESBIANS ON THE THREAD…

    First of all, beyonce has been quoted as making homophobic comments, specifically regarding the britney/madonna/christina aguilera kiss at the MTV Music video awards years ago. She got called out for being anti-gay and lesbian, then insisted that the comments weren’t true, and started courting the gay community.

    You can google “beyonce, homophobia” and find info.

    Second of all, her (worst kept secret) marriage to jz and that ring nonsense were pretty obvious publicity stunts to draw attention to her album, and very insensitive to the fact that gays can not be married (in most US states) because marriage between a man and a woman is (according to religious groups) “sacred” (hardly so, if beyonce can use her marriage to promote her work).

    I just want to know how gays feel about this…the marriage/ring publicity stunt (primarily), and the rumored homophobia (if they were aware of it)…

    PS: I am NOT interested in the comments of a particular lame-ass stan, who wants to start an argument with me now because he couldn’t hold his own in the grammy topic thread.

    I don’t think much of people who have to lie, misquote, deny facts, or jump through other mental hoops in an anonymous, online conversation about a fucking burlesque singer (beyonce). It’s not that serious.

  • Jojo

    I think you are angry , because you called Chelsea’s comments something a kin to “a personal attack” and now you are saying it is “mildly humorous”.

    I think you need to make up your mind on what you are saying.

    When you say you don’t think it was “that funny” by implication that means you think it is funny! LOL!

    In the words of Chelsea “take a break b**ch.

  • Jojo

    stand by what you say as a stan! don’t hide behind semantics!

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    I’m angry? – you’re the one obsessing over a comment I made and putting words that I did not say into my mouth. It was just an observation, she picked at every little thing Beyonce did, and even the audience laughter seemed forced and uncomfortable.
    So by your little stanism theory, if I don’t find it funny that Hitler killed thousands, I’m a secret Hitler stan?
    As I said if I was a ‘stan’ I’d be the first to say so, just like I do any artist I’m a FAN of – what’s there to hide about liking an artist???

  • Jojo

    What kind of analogy is the Hitler one? Are you smoking?

    You said it was funny and that it was a personal attack!

    So I’m saying that you are either confused with what your view is or you enjoy, other people’s pain.

    That was my point genius!!

    What Hitler has to do with this is beyond anyone with half a brain!

    Get your head checked, boo! LOL!

  • Jojo

    If your not a stan, you would have let it go! But, since you ARE a stan. you keep coming back with nonsense double talk, and analogies.

    If your not an angry stan, feel free to let it go, and stop responding to me.

    Does that make sense?

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    Duh – It was a comparison to your theory that if I don’t find something hysterical then secretly I’m a stan. Again, and I’ll say it reeeealllly slooooowly so that hopefully your brain can process the information, it was funny, just not to the point that my sides were aching with laughter and I’d need to watch it over and over like some people were more or less saying.
    Now do you understand or to you need me to say it again, genius.

  • http://www.hiphoppopandrnbstop.com/ Mileka

    If I WAS a stan, I’d be all up in every single Beyonce post Prophet and Toya post – when actually there the ones that I avoid because of idiots and there over-use of the word ‘stan’.

  • Jojo

    No genius, once again you said it wasn’t that funny. Meaning that you found it funny.

    If you then say that you felt it was a personal attack, then why did you find it humorous on any level!

    Your analogy makes no sense!

    Take a break bitch! you are a stan and you got your feelings hurt!

    You’ll be alright, and you probably post on the other sites with another name.

    So, your not telling me anything. Duh!

  • Jojo

    Who laughs @ things they think are an attack!

    What are you talking about? you need to get hooked on phonics, stat!

  • Jojo

    I don’t care if you found it funny or not dummy! You said it was mildly humorous, and in the same breath a personal attack.

    Do you laugh @ personal attacks?

    According to your words you do, so here are the options.

    1) stan for Bey on the DL who can’t take a joke.
    2) a person who is guilty of laugh @ beyonce being “personally attacked”

    Go back to school, it did not take the first time, obviously…..

  • Jojo

    ********laughing

  • can’tthinkofone

    lol I always watch Chelsea lately. that chick doesn’t give a s*** about nobody. Beyonce Grammy Performance was so wierd. I hated it. ANd she was lip synching

  • TRUTH-TELLER

    Beyonce is SO annoying and ghetto i wanted her wig to fly off.she was trying WAY to hard in that performance. i was so happy when she said she was leaving us so we wont have to hear her yodeling anymore.but she lied:(

  • modjo

    i don like her she is a messssss dissapear for a while bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Amy

    im a huge beyonce “stan” but i don’t see anything wrong with this. Yea so she cracked some jokes at bey’s expense…so what? its not like she was calling her out her name and slandering her. shoot when i was watching the grammy’s i even said yo bey wig gon fly off one of these days….no harm done ppl so plz calm down. yall are taking this way too serious. i don’t even think bey herself would be hurt by this. chelsea gets on everyone’s case so relax.breathe.

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