The Prophet Blog

A high quality version of Beyonce’s “Video Phone” performance from her “I Am…” world tour has surfaced online today, so in case you haven’t witnessed Bey performing her VMA-nominated flop yet, then here it is.

Kicking things off, Mrs. Knowles-Carter gets the performance started by urging all the “sexy ladies” in the audience to get their hands up, before calling out, “All my sexy fellas, I want you to put your camera’s in the air and press record!”. She then marches over to a tacky steel chair, plonks her big ass down, and begins to repeatedly open her legs and thrust her crotch like she’s auditioning for a role in Showgirls. The highly-sexual display continues as Bey momentarily gets down on all fours, then springs back onto her feet to dance provocatively with a male backup dancer, allowing him to rapidly and repeatedly poke his index finger into her, uh, tuna taco, like he’s testing the temperature of a freshly baked blueberry pie.

After educating the audience in the specifics of the female anatomy, Bey turns her attention to her famous rear-end, bending over to touch her toes as the same male dancer gets down on his knees and takes a few snaps of her bootylicious behind on his video phone. It’s then back into the steel chair for some more pussy popping from Bey, which reaches a sticky climax when she lets the male dancer put his camera phone so close to her sugar walls that the screen probably fogged up.

Classy!

There’s nothing wrong with raunchy, X-rated performances when it comes to pop, but it’s just funny that the Madonna’s, Britney’s and Christina’s are labelled as depraved sluts on stage, while a bogus perception of Beyonce as some kind of elegant, demure little flower has been planted into peoples minds.

Do you think that Beyonce is the most sexual performer in contemporary pop music today?