The Prophet Blog

The worst kept secret of the year was confirmed today: Britney Spears and Demi Lovato are joining Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid as the new judges on X Factor USA.

As a Z-grade pop blogger, I’ve been burned many times in the past, and have learned to be wary of anything that seems too good to be true — especially when it involves something as elusive and defining as a new Paris Hilton single. Rumors started swirling online today that the pop culture relic is [...]

Finally, that ridiculous Girls Aloud solo nonsense is over. Kind of. The greatest British girl group of the 2000s is officially back in the studio with Xenomania. Cue shaking and crying.

Lana Del Rey has been a busy lady lately. Fresh from wrapping up the music video for “Summertime Sadness” with actress Jaime King, Del Rey has dived right into shooting “National Anthem”, which she confirms is the next single from her hit-and-miss debut Born to Die.

Kween Crystal’s flawless new promo photo Crystal Kay is set to release her first album since transferring to Universal sub-label Delicious Deli Records last year. The guaranteed-to-be-flawless album, titled VIVID, will feature Crystal’s wig-snatching flops like “Superman” “Delicious na Kinyoubi”, and “Haru Arashi”, as well her upcoming dance-pop single “Forever”, which is due out next [...]

Tulisa‘s heinous reign at the top of the UK Singles chart has turned out to be short-lived, with rookie songstress Rita Ora on her way to dethroning the amateur FHM model. According to the official mid-week chart update, Rita’s dusty old Rihanna b-side “R.I.P.” will replace Tulisa’s turd “Young” at the top of the charts, [...]