Britney Slayz “Scream & Shout” Video Like a Tru Kween, will-i-am Cuntinues Being will*i*am

The “Scream & Shout” video has arrived, and it’s exactly like the song — only good when Britney‘s in it.

The Holy Spearit, who looked like she was starring in a porn parody of Blade Runner, snatched will.i.am‘s weave in every shot. Her role as a sexy emotionless robot isn’t exactly miles away from her real life, so naturally she gave an Oscar-worthy performance in the futuristic visual. The rest was just garbage product placement and Will doing random stuff, all of which can be summed up in one word: Zzzzzzz. I’m not surprised that the rest of the video was so boring, though — Will knows that it’s all about Britney when the Queen B is on board, so there was no point even trying to do anything interesting.

When we up in the music video, all eyes on B <3

Watching this makes me wish that they had released “Big Fat Bass” instead, but with will.i.am replaced by Azealia Banks.

Who agreez???

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  • TT

    “Her role as a sexy emotionless robot isn’t exactly miles away from her real life”
    LOL dead

  • Jason

    The guy who produced Azealia’s defining 212 anthem worked on this track as well. What kinda flop generic BEP leftover downgrade…

  • itstwitmebetch

    this song is horrid…so is the video

  • Frank

    Cheap, awful, this is one Britney video I never wanna watch again. Reminds me
    of the song Gwen Stefani did with Pharell, will.i.am should go back to
    BEP or produce for others only.

  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    I was fully torqued the entire time I watched this clip. My Queen served up so much in your face swag, I can’t … I literally just can’t. Rihanna, GaGa, pssshhh … Everyone else… Just sit down.

    The song may be a giant piece of Will’s Shidoobi, but I’m gonna turn this shit up so I can work it in the shower… (Shame) ill probably wreck my car too by whipping my weave back and forth whilst driving. (It’s not a pretty site)

    Get thaaaa money Gurl!

  • iAmAwesome

    YAS! Only Godney can make this generic mess #1 on iTunes straight out of the gate!

    I kinda enjoy the smashing of the products more than Will.I.Am interrupting my queen’s screen time.

  • mimifan

    wow i am so proud of bitchney

  • itstwitmebetch

    Can Will.I.AM stop it with the Gumby cut.

  • fyeahgong

    wait, but that song is flawless tho

  • http://twitter.com/Michael___B Michael Bodnar

    ok im ready for a Britney comeback

  • Beyonce

    sings: “When I hear this in the club, imma put my earplugs, imma put my earplugs, imma put my earplugs”

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ damn, this is lifeless, random, awkward, and just snoozefest music video. Britney might stole the show but damn, the whole thing is crap.

    She looked hot though.

  • OxyCyrus

    William needs to take some notes from his generic brethren, Guetta and Harris, and realize that he should stay away from his own music. Let the featured artists do the singing. He’s never ever going anywhere as a solo artist.

  • BitcherThanU

    Wow…..Britney continues on displaying her diva quality…Wll instead only continues on proving he’s got no quality at any level… Wonderful Britney shots although the whole aesthetics of the vid is quite dissapointing, more of the same shit….like is there any other resource for directors than a green screen? this fucking white canvas thing is really boring the shit out of me… what is he exactly trying to prove with this high tech unlogic visuals in every single mothafucking video??? Very Dissapinting tbh….like Will get back to bep al leats with them you don’t put yourself to shame this way!!!! Worse than Kanye trying to go Iconic and classy….as for the song…nothing like that britney quasi-british: shit out!

  • BitcherThanU

    That’s bcuz Britney always delivers…hun…she may not have the most beautiful face but in videos she always looks beautiful…And tbh nny other female could make Gaga sit down.

  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Oh … I agree. Believe me. I hit puberty just before baby one more time … She’s been my Queen ever since

  • http://twitter.com/SirLordJ Jeff

    Britney remains flawless, but that just shows how awful the song really is. It builds to nothing and just meanders around for a lengthy 4 minutes before finally changing things up only to end, not with a bang but a whimper.

    Big Fat Bass this is not.

  • BRIT & CHRISTINA FAN

    THATS MY GIRL! :D

  • BitcherThanU

    She’s the Queen B…She’s probably one of the most influential and iconic stars of our time…like if you take a look at ther timeline..there’s nothing like Britney…her bubblepop era..the whole “schoolgirl gone wild” evolution and even her white trash era are all great….I’m sorry I can say the same about Xtina…

  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    True… I always liked Xtina … I worship her ‘Back to Basics’ era…

  • LaBritniSpiers

    Flawless Britney screenshot…it makes me waanna go make a photoshop facial….

  • http://twitter.com/curdey Michael Curd

    Forehead much lol. It’s either the pulled hair or botox (or most likely both) that are making Britney’s eyebrows look like they’re being yanked to the back of her head. That being said, she looks mighty fine in this vid!

  • BitcherThanU

    Yeah…I love her too but i’m not very pleased with how her career has been managed in the last 4 years…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Crazy-Charlie-Platard/100001006264954 Crazy-Charlie Platard

    Agree with the azelia bank replacement hihihi :D … Britney needs to get thinner! her faces look so pretty, but her body isn’t hot, it is just big.. and if you want to sell in Euro-Asia you need to get as thinner as possible!! I think that even more than she was in th britney o in the zone era’s

  • http://davidsask.wordpress.com/ DavidSask

    I can`t stand Will I am and his whining in his so called vocals, can he sing or rap without all the fiddling knobs behind the scenes, doubtful. BEP are a joke these days and Will only did one good thing and that was Fergie`s solo CD. This collaboration is shit, Britney is under utilized with little vocals and stupid accent. To call them both club artists and with this song is ridiculous. I did notice this video version says the word Shit, that pretty much calls the song out for what it is! It will truly be sad that this LONG song will likely become a hit only for a name attached to it, where other hot tunes didn`t get the attention over this mess! The video with Will a proclaimed King should have hat instead as joker, the triangles over usage are all over video, could be reference to illumanati, sad!

  • Tom

    When she said ‘Britney Bitch.’
    Ohmigawd dead.

  • Joey

    KILL. YO. SELF. She’s a legend and doesn’t need to look like Sooyoung. Her body is FINE, Her European numbers are FINE and aint noone here for your bullimia trolling. Want to hate on a celebrity’s weight go comment on an Xtina article. I’m not even gonna bother bringing up the mother of two argument cause Xtina has a 5 year old and is twice Britney’s size. It’s VERY clear B takes care of her body. And FYI during the In The Zone era she was at her sex symbol peak and still had the metabolism of a teenager. The fuck is wrong with you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucaswoodstock Lucas Oliveira Dantas

    gawd this song is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring that i couldn’t even appreciate britney’s presence.

    she’s flawless of course! and the british accent is HI.LA.RIOUS! but nothing takes away the fact this song is awful!

    noooow a big fat [b]ass with azealia banks would be PERFECTION!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucaswoodstock Lucas Oliveira Dantas

    wow what bullshit!! she’s more than 30-yrs-old to be skinny like she was in the past she would have to undergo lipo suction.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bryanmounce Bryan

    It’s become almost frustrating how boring will.i.am’s songs are. I love me some Britney, but even she can’t save this turd of a song.

  • AzB

    Bitches hate her, purely ’cause they ain’t her. That’s all I have to say. Lessers go home, flawless queen is flawless. And can we take a second to talk about the 2002 realness she was serving with that hair. Girl was looking fierce… and a little insane/demented actually, which also ‘isn’t exactly miles away from her real life’.

  • bitchney

    Now is official that Will i am lives on the profit from BEP albums sells cuz if it was for his solo work….mhmm..starving like hell…not that he sells much of his shitty tech products.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Quiana-Jackson/1219808991 Quiana Jackson

    brig looks good though. Will I am you are not sorry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Quiana-Jackson/1219808991 Quiana Jackson

    Britney sorry for types on phone.

  • http://twitter.com/lillian23910 Sharon

    Both of them should call it quits. I love Britney, but she’s ruining my childhood memories of her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    Britney is the only good thing about this video, and this song as well. it just show you how a true Queen will slay every existence in the world even by singing repetitive lyrics and stand-dancing. only Queeney can do that. to further the truth, Britney makes this abomination of pop music shoot to #1 on iTunes.

    the rest of you try-hard pop bitches not only have to take a seat and be amazed, but just stand up and leave the room and go pull your wigs out trying to learn from the Goddess of Pop.

  • HotBlackTea

    Wait, this is a commercial for TARGET, right? (More products than ppl.)

  • SS
  • Andi

    You’re kidding right? Not every pop star has to be an anorexic blowup doll with big tits. Britney has an amazingly fit, curvy, healthy figure for a WOMAN her age. Unlike a certain ratchet barbie “rapper,” Britney’s proportions work for her. It’s people like you that make this world into a piece of shit.

  • Britney Lover

    “Watching this makes me wish that they had released “Big Fat Bass” instead, but with will.i.am replaced by Azealia Banks.”

    OMG MAKE THIS HAPPEN ALREADYYYY!!!! And yea I kept saying to myself “more Britney more Britney more Britney” the entire time I watched the vid…

  • anon

    BRITNEY GIFS THE MUSIC VIDEO!

  • Jeffrey

    William is the definition of a basic bitch
    I can’t with his ridiculously outfits, hideous face/facial expressions, annoying voice, and awful, generic beats
    Britney hardly does collaborations in the first place, so it’s a MAJOR let down that she chose this creature to feature with in the first (Major downgrade from Madonna I might add). All I have to say is, Will better have cut her a fat ass check for this abominable mess.

  • Alex

    I love how she slayed Xtina’s Lotus Album Cover by doing a similar pose with flaming disco balls.

  • Damone williams

    ” Her role as a sexy emotionless robot isn’t exactly miles away from her real life”. This comment slayed my life so bad my Obituary has already been published,and sent to local newspapers.

  • WTF

    Is it just me that finds will.i.am super sexy in this?

  • TT
  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YN4GHCMAO22DHQEZAH6ZDVZ6YQ Blinkx

    LOL Britney playing a robotic woman. The irony xD

  • http://www.facebook.com/laura.holton1 Laura Lovegood

    Um, so when did Britbot develop an English accent….?

  • FreakyFlyBri

    Yeah, she should really call it quits because your childhood memories are being bastardized. That just tells me you need to grow up. Bye.

  • luckoftheirish

    you slay me with your comments. so ON POINT

  • Kevin

    So its official britney is literally just talking to autotune on tracks now .. Ughhh I can’t even put into words how much I dnt like this song its so garbage britney couldn’t save it .. Actually she sounds like an annoying 6 year old on the chorus .. Smh … I kno britney was never a “singer” but she at least use to try and her unique tone and phrasing made up for the lack of technical skill and made her songs the kind of songs only she could sing. They could of thrown any of the pop princesses on this song and it would be just as bad. Wi.I.am I wnt even go into how much worse his music gets from single to single but I’m so dissapoitned in britney for this. Yes she lacked in a few things on femme fatale but at least the music was somewhat inticing! Ill never play this video or song again #rantover lol

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