Britney Slayz “Scream & Shout” Video Like a Tru Kween, will-i-am Cuntinues Being will*i*am

The “Scream & Shout” video has arrived, and it’s exactly like the song — only good when Britney‘s in it.

The Holy Spearit, who looked like she was starring in a porn parody of Blade Runner, snatched will.i.am‘s weave in every shot. Her role as a sexy emotionless robot isn’t exactly miles away from her real life, so naturally she gave an Oscar-worthy performance in the futuristic visual. The rest was just garbage product placement and Will doing random stuff, all of which can be summed up in one word: Zzzzzzz. I’m not surprised that the rest of the video was so boring, though — Will knows that it’s all about Britney when the Queen B is on board, so there was no point even trying to do anything interesting.

When we up in the music video, all eyes on B <3

Watching this makes me wish that they had released “Big Fat Bass” instead, but with will.i.am replaced by Azealia Banks.

Who agreez???

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  • http://twitter.com/lillian23910 Sharon

    lol, I just don’t think that her new stuff is up to par. Sorry I didn’t praise her.

  • SerferTJ

    Also like the song, the video got really boring really fast, and I was constantly wondering, “ok, but when does Brit come in?”
    Britney looked HOT and totally worked the camera in her shots tho! Thank God they didn’t try to make her dance! lol

  • regina_filange

    I used to listen and memorize every radio single as a young child so I knew Britney’s songs, but I was too young to get into pop idolatry so I’m not into nor ever was into her image. What is so special about her? Tell me y’all. I don’t get the worship.

  • Riley Biers

    In before people accuse her of using a body double for twirling.

    How does will.i.am sleep at nite btw knowing he’s such a fucking disgrace to literally everything

  • freeek

    Stupid stans praising every piece of shit she does just because of her and then start crying when the rest of the world refuses to lower their expectations. Retarded.

  • LC

    this would be funnier if born this way didnt sell almost double of what femme fatale sold =/ … the christina one works though lol

  • BooBooKittyFuck

    Kween of Pop Miss Godney ‘the Holy’ Spearit. Slayin y’all cunts til ya die! Rihanna, Gaga, Ke$ha etc GTFO you don’t even go here!!

  • ThePhoenixisBack

    Will.I.Am looks like he smells like robots and piss. And clearly Ray Charles is his barber.

  • http://twitter.com/_ULTRA_BLUE_ Luke

    It would be funny if Gaga wasn’t three albums in and her sales have dropped a third with each release while Britney is still on her 7th album and hitting No1 and selling millions with NO proper promo while Gaga stays acting like a court jester on crack to push her ever dwindling numbers… LOL

    And BYE… lets see what Gaga sells on her 7th or 5th album if she does ZERO promo… She still hasn’t come close to Christina’s sales and never will come close to her talent so…

  • http://twitter.com/_ULTRA_BLUE_ Luke

    wtf… she’s not even big she’s just naturally more athletically built and always has been, looks better than some stick insect…

  • http://twitter.com/_ULTRA_BLUE_ Luke

    When she was crazy.

  • http://twitter.com/_ULTRA_BLUE_ Luke

    yes.

  • FreakyFlyBri

    I’m not praising her, by any means. Scream and Shout is far from her best work, I didn’t like it, I’m just saying it’s silly to say someone should pack it up and quit just because they aren’t fans of her work.
    Reading comprehension: It’s your best friend, learn about it because it’ll (hopefully) prevent you from making further stupid ass comments like this one in the future.

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