Acclaimed songwriter, actress, humanitarian, and creator of the world’s first human-pillow hybrid, Beyonce Knowles, has been named the new ambassador for World Humanitarian Day.
To promote the charitable gig, Beyonce will fly to a remote village in Ethiopa, where she will live for three months while she builds a school and sets up fresh water facilities in various communities around the country.
Ha, just kidding! Bey’s gonna film a music video for her 4lop ballad “I Was Here”, and then “donate” it to the campaign.
In case you haven’t heard “I Was Here” before, it’s a narcissistic career anthem about how Beyonce wants to win a lot of Grammys and Oscars before she dies.
The angelic diva is also reportedly in talks to follow in the footsteps of Katy Perry and Justin Bieber
and Mariah Carey’s Glitter with her own documentary film. Knowles will direct the doco, which will be all about her life and career.
Hey, don’t act so surprised. Beyonce is an established director, editor, screenwriter, producer, lighting technician, cinematographer, makeup artist, and set designer, and don’t you dare say otherwise!