The whole thing about Beyonce being a fake snake scam artist lying son of a bitch fraud scumbag from hell has really been done to death, so I won’t go over it again. I won’t go over all the producers and writers who have called her ass out over the years, or how every time she releases an album a laundry list of songwriting discrepancies surface. With that said, I still got a chuckle out of seeing that Klown Bey has entered into a presumably lucrative new publishing deal with Warner/Chappell Music.
Check out what the dude who runs this sham of a company had to say about Her Klowness coming on board.
“I am always inspired by her drive, her creative vision and the breadth of her talents as a songwriter, performer and artist,” stated Platt of Beyoncé. “Everyone at Warner/Chappell is honored to have the opportunity to serve this ground-breaking superstar as she continues to evolve, growing her incredible catalog of songs and producing some truly extraordinary new music.”
Get money, Klown Bey!
You can read the full tea over at Billboard.
In other news, if you want an accurate assessment of Beyoring’s recent propaganda film, My Life is One Huge Fat Lie and I am the Devil, take a listen to Slate.com’s iconic review, below.