People act as if the Kardashians or the Hiltons are the biggest celebrity stains on the pop culture map, but there is no one, and I mean no one, worse than the Smiths.
Narcissistic egomaniacs Will & Jada are still trying to turn their annoying offspring into stars. Following Willow’s recent ear-bleeding ballad “I Am Me” (can you believe Sia penned that shit?), her insufferable brother Jaden has just released a reworked cover of Drake’s “Marvin’s Room”.
I guess Jaden’s people forgot to tell him that people stopped covering this song, like, a year ago?
Under the new title of “Starry Room”, 14-year-old Jaden raps about heartache, his past girlfriends, and feeling “erotic”. According to Rap-Up, little Jaden cried while writing the song’s deep lyrics.
“I might’ve been eight when I had my first girlfriend,” Jaden laments over a piano-tinged beat. “I guess I’ve been messing up ever since.”
Poor Jaden. This isn’t his fault. The only people who messed up were Will & Jada when they decided that their children should follow in their footsteps.
At least Paris and Kim’s songs were catchy!