Another reason to hate the Smith family
People act as if the Kardashians or the Hiltons are the biggest celebrity stains on the pop culture map, but there is no one, and I mean no one, worse than the Smiths.
Narcissistic egomaniacs Will & Jada are still trying to turn their annoying offspring into stars. Following Willow’s recent ear-bleeding ballad “I Am Me” (can you believe Sia penned that shit?), her insufferable brother Jaden has just released a reworked cover of Drake’s “Marvin’s Room”.
I guess Jaden’s people forgot to tell him that people stopped covering this song, like, a year ago?
Under the new title of “Starry Room”, 14-year-old Jaden raps about heartache, his past girlfriends, and feeling “erotic”. According to Rap-Up, little Jaden cried while writing the song’s deep lyrics.
“I might’ve been eight when I had my first girlfriend,” Jaden laments over a piano-tinged beat. “I guess I’ve been messing up ever since.”
Poor Jaden. This isn’t his fault. The only people who messed up were Will & Jada when they decided that their children should follow in their footsteps.
At least Paris and Kim’s songs were catchy!
