A Catch Up On Everything Happening With Britney Spears Right Now

There’s been a lot of shit happening with Britney Spears lately. Here’s a recap.

  • Britney starts work on her next studio album. Confirmed writers and producers so far include:
    • Darkchild
    • Ester Dean (Britney’s “Drop Dead Beautiful”, Rihanna’s “S&M”, “Where Have You Been”).
    • Ina Wroldsen (Britney’s “He About to Lose Me”, Pussycat Dolls’ “Hush Hush”, almost everything The Saturdays have ever done).
    • Hit-Boy (The Throne’s “N*ggas in Paris, Kelly Rowland’s “Lay It On Me”, Nicki Minaj’s “I Am Your Leader”, upcoming Miley Cyrus album).
    • Elijah Blake (Usher’s “Climax”, Rihanna’s “No Love Allowed”).
    • will.i.am (Britney’s “Big Fat Bass”, “Scream & Shout”.)
  • Forbes names Britney the highest-paid female musician of 2012.
  • Britney officially confirms new album. Claims to be “really focused on my new music right now” and working with “inspiring new producers“.
  • Britney leaves X Factor to focus on her upcoming album. Rumors swirl that she was actually fired for being an empty soulless shell of her former self. Nobody really cares either way.
  • Jason Trawick is removed as co-conservator from Britney’s disgusting and immoral slave contract conservatorship.
  • Britney and Jason call off their engagement, confirm their split, and promise to remain friends.
  • TMZ reports that Britney is close to signing a deal for her own Las Vegas residency worth upwards of $100 million dollars.

Now, two things that y’all need to remember about all of Britney’s 2013 happenings. Firstly, everybody in the entire music industry submits music for her albums, so her current list of known collaborators is just a few drops in an enormous ocean of producers and songwriters. Second of all, just because the Queen B is single again, doesn’t mean that her new album will be Blackout 2.0. Britney didn’t even have a team or a manager, let alone a conservatorship, when that album was thrown together in a hurricane of tears, tequila, and paparazzi flashbulbs, so please accept that “the crazy years” are now over and that they aren’t coming back.

With that out the way, let’s all join hands in a prayer circle and ask God to permanently remove will.i.am from Britney’s music career. Amen.

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  • http://twitter.com/matheusfb SuperlativoSintético

    I think you meant: “permanently remove will.i.am from THE WORLD. But first release the urban legend called 2NE1 english album. Amen.”

  • http://www.twitter.com/tonybrabander Tony Brabander

    haha!

    The will.i.am rumours are worrying. I don’t mind one track from him if it’s fun like Big Fat Bass but if it’s half the album I don’t think I’ll want to hear it.

  • tristan

    bows down to praying that will.i.am stays away from brtiney.*

    hallelujah!

  • http://www.twitter.com/tonybrabander Tony Brabander

    DEAD at urban legend.

  • Legend X

    Rumors swirl that she was actually fired for being an empty soulless shell of her former self. Nobody really cares either way. This made me lol so much for some reason lmao.
    Anyways, prayer circle for Britney, 2013 hasn’t been good to her so far. She lost her grandpa before christmas, her dog got sick, and her engagement was broken.

  • Josh Diaz

    Amen!

  • Josh Diaz

    As a “Prophet”, you should let us know what type of sound or direction this record should take. I wish it could be full EDM (Nicky Romero, Avicii, Alesso, Afrojack, Nervo productions) or maybe a mix of urban with dubstep? What do you think?

  • Blah

    No

  • http://twitter.com/TheProphetBlog The Prophet

    I don’t really care. I stan Britney pre-Femme Fatale but it’s depressing/boring seeing her promote her records now because you can tell she barely cares/knows what’s going on

  • AAApp

    GAGA WANNABE

  • http://twitter.com/MyTrainIsOff Katrina

    “Britney leaves X Factor to focus on her upcoming album. Rumors swirl
    that she was actually fired for being an empty soulless shell of her
    former self. Nobody really cares either way.
    Jason Trawick is removed as co-conservator from Britney’s disgusting and immoral slave contract conservatorship.
    Britney and Jason call off their engagement, confirm their split, and promise to remain friends.”
    At least your no longer pretending to be a fan! I love how you know what Britney and her actions and what they indicate and your special knowledge of how Britney and her mind works and how because she acts a bit differently it means she’s soulless. I betcha act a lot differently then YOU did (Over) ten years ago!

  • http://twitter.com/MyTrainIsOff Katrina

    I love how your in touch with how Britney really feels, you mustv’e been a really good fan before she released Femme Fatale!

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Oh God… AMEN… Will has to go. I’ll still admit I’ve always been a fan of Brit… One of her biggest actually… Here’s to the continual prayer that she does ANYTHING besides sitting in a chair tossing her hair back and forth this time around.

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Agreed. Love everything up till ‘In The Zone’… And ‘Blackout’ was just fucking epic… ‘Circus’ got me pumped for her return… But while ‘Femme Fatale’ was a great pop record, I wanted to see her come alive again, but I agree with you… The promotion turned out sad to watch :/

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    That one is LAUGHABLE. GaGa exploded on the scene in 2008, but she still hasn’t had a single ‘hit’ as iconic as Britney’s early work…

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    WORD. Just … WORD.

  • http://twitter.com/DarkKard4 Sunny

    I like all the producers except Ina and Will.I.Am. Excited for this!! I hope she experiments more. The last two albums had very little creativity/input from her.

  • DiegoZicoB

    You still give a shit about what Britney does! Yay! She hasn’t totally lost you yet.

    I will admit I started reading this blog way back because you were such a supporter of her. But I understand the partial numbness to her and anything she does now.

    It’s weird, in the build up to her breakdown in ’07 her aunt had died, her marriage fell apart, she left her management, new album was on the way and then hell broke loose. This time around it’s very similar, her grandpa passed away recently, her engagement is off, she signed with CAA, her dog has fallen ill (very traumatic for some people) and has an album in the works. But this time I don’t think anyone is really worried about her. She’s gona kick ass I think. And anyone that says she has no control over her life because of the conservatorship only needs to be referred to recent happenings.

  • OxyCyrus

    No more flop reality competition show and no more being engaged to her handler.. which, I’m sorry, was pretty fucking creepy. will.i.am can executively produce the worst Britney Spears album ever (which he very well may) and I’ll still consider this a step in the right direction.

  • OxyCyrus

    You’re not coming off as a bitter stan at all… If you think Britney’s really okay, you might want to reevaluate how much you actually care about her.

  • OxyCyrus

    That’s both the best and worst thing about Britney. No matter what she does, she’s Britney fucking Spears.. so it’s not like she has to put much effort into anything to stay relevant.

  • Brand929

    this doesn’t even make sense

  • ceear14

    I hope she collaborate with RedOne. That would be a massive hit!

  • gotgotgone

    Is it bad of me to hope that 2013 is the year Britney Spears paparazzi and tabloid frenzy returns it has been almost 5 years since her breakdown. I don’t want another breakdown obliviously but I want to see Britney having fun and being single. My anticaption for her new album has also increased since the breakup with Jason since
    Justin breakup= In the Zone
    Kevin Breakup= Blackout

  • gotgotgone

    If she decides she wants another dance album I hope Redone is last on her list and she decides to do more Glitch hop type of dance songs like this amazing masterpiece http://youtu.be/qzyf7Kc7IfU

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    no one wants to be a stupid lady in the egg who pretend gaining weight as a part of women revolution and art masterpiece while it is only the sole fact that bitch had extra tacos.

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    no matter what happens, I will always be a stan over this bitch like I always have. I don’t care if she is the undisputed zombie of pop right now. all I care is she is putting another records out. let’s admit no one saw she would make it over 2008 but it is 2013 and she is still here. I admit I miss watching her on stage like she used to, promoting and stuffs. but she had been through a lot and whether do you agree or not, those stuffs will affect her for good. at least she remains humble and nice. and y’all haters will be hiding your faces on each others’ assholes when this album debut at #1 again.

  • a_chan

    I loved big fat bass, even if scream and shout is boring Britney makes it work by sounding just as robotic. so if its just one song from will.i.am then I’m not bothered. I honestly don’t care who she works with that much really, her team puts out good albums. I just hope when she promotes it that she looks less vacant and uninterested. Don’t need dancing either. Just the tigress that the director of the HIAM video promised we’d see back

  • kenny g

    The queen never repeats herself so there would be no blackout 2.0 will.I.am needs to stay from britney before he turns her into cheryl cole

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=844404915 Lin Misfits

    I’m having faith that she’s becoming less robotic. I believe xfactor opened her, reminded her of freedom, courage, self expression and independent.
    Also she said watching others perform gave her incentive and motivation, so I have faith. Not a lot of faith, doubt she’ll be performing like she was during the “In the Zone” era, but improving from her FF era. Anyone agree?

  • Legend X

    I’ve been following this blog since 2008 and I’m so glad you’re still a semi fan of Britney after all the shit that happened with her in 2011. Thankfully it’s 2013 and all that shadiness is hopefully behind us

  • freeek

    Sorry but I dont agree, she was onstage with Madonna and she saw Michael Jackson’s This is it, that alone should have been more then enough inspiration for her to improve but it turned out the other way.
    Maybe she’ll surprise us next era but as of now my expectations couldn’t be any lower.

  • bobs

    Will.I.Am is a TURD from Britney’s asshole with corn. I hate him. I also hate DR. LUKE. I’m thinking bitch needs to work with LEIF, seriously.

  • BritneyLover

    “Danja…bring it back!”

  • Alexx

    soo about that leaving wil.i.am in the dust lyfe #DeUCESSS #NEXT

  • http://www.facebook.com/chibijoshie Josh Chinnery

    I don’t want that english album. I want a 2NE1 album full of usual, but in english, because with will.i.am as the helm of anything is just a disaster waiting to happen (*points to BEP and cries tears of sorrow*)

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    Watching and experiencing are 2 different things.

  • hipflip

    I hope it includes a song like this. I was really impressed when she did this. I love how she laughed before the ending. http://youtu.be/O-31CMH4Vos

  • freeek

    Maybe but I feel betrayed when she and her team act like nothing has happened and say that she’s as good as always when pretty much everyone can see that this is not the case.

  • Faithz

    Let the good times roll britney, put more of
    your dance move in it and let the good times roll.