The Prophet Blog

Hey y’all!

I know it’s been a minute, so I just want to update you on what’s going on with the site. I planned to make a VLOG to give you the tea, but it was NOT cute and I think I need to buy a mic anyway so you can actually hear me… but I will actually try do a proper VLOG soon to explain things more in-depth and give you the full story.

But in a nutshell, the site kind of shit itself due to some coding problems because I never maintain stuff behind-the-scenes, so I’ve had my girl Zainab fixing it all up. Since it ended up taking so long because of how messy all my coding and whatever was, I decided just to take a time out from the blog and work on the new layout and the site relaunch that I’ve had planned for the past few months. I figured this was a sign to get my act together and to come back better than I was before.

I have a lot to tell you about the relaunch but I’ll wait until I’m closer to having everything done before I tell you it all. I’m hoping to have it done within the next several weeks, but sometimes these things take longer than expected so I can’t make any promises. I will try to do it as fast as I can though since you’ve already been waiting a while as it is — especially this year, where I’ve been slack and not updated the blog for days at a time on several occasions.

Please make sure you’re following me on Twitter and Facebook to stay posted on what’s going on with the new site.

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Thanks for your support and for everyone who has been asking where I am and wanting me to come back. Even though you guys piss me off sometimes (and vice versa) and some of you stan for boring flops like Rita Ora and The Saturdays, I’m grateful for you coming here and making The Prophet Blog a mildly-popular place among the sea of pop blogs that currently pollute the internet.

I hope you enjoy the new site. If you don’t, I’ll just close this shit down for good and spend more time watching Adventure Time re-runs and masturbating to bara porn.

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I’m basically suicidal right now.

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Seriously, if TVXQ returns with a dud single later this year, it’s lights out for me.

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