There hasn’t been a better boy band than INFINITE since INFINITE. B.A.P. are coming close, but with INFINITE being two years into their career, they’ve had more time to perfect themselves with their synchronized stage moves and Sweetune-produced sound.
Success didn’t come to INFINITE overnight. They spent more than a year releasing moderately-successful singles before breaking out with the beautiful “Be Mine” last July, and then they sealed the deal with their follow-up hit “Paradise”. Now cementing their status as the hottest thing since spicy kimchi with their greatest single yet, “The Chaser”.
Even though Laurieann Gibson has made big bucks as a choreographer and creative director for the likes of Lady GaGa and Nicki Minaj, it’s always been clear that she’s the one who wants to be the star. Pressed that she never became the next Paula Abdul, Laurieann has done everything imaginable to get her name out there, and that’s cool. Ya gotta hustle in Hollywood. But when Laurieann’s dreams of superstardom involve her trying to launch a music career of her own, that’s where the line needs to be drawn.
LG has just released a new dance-pop single called “Last Chance”, and it’s much worse than you could have imagined. I’m talking hot ass fucking mess territory.
Calvin Harris has released a few duds lately, but his new Ne-Yo collaboration “Let’s Go” isn’t one of them. At least not in my eyes. The generic dance anthem has snatched my wig and received some serious play on my iPod’s gym playlist. Actually that’s a lie. I don’t work out nor do I own an iPod, but “Let’s Go” is still mah song.
The official music video dropped today, and it’s nothing special, but I’m going to try and talk about it anyway.
Remember when Nine Muses debuted as a bunch of former catalog models strutting around in lingerie and dinner jackets butchering the flawless SNSD knock-off “No Playboy”? Or when T-ara first mimed their way through “Lies” and then returned dressed like cats in a music video that showed people getting fucked in the toilet of a nightclub? That’s what you call the flawless art of K-trash. Something so messy yet so amazing that you have no choice other than to bow down and worship it.
It’s not easy to become a K-trash icon. You need the exact ingredients of an addictive yet completely ridiculous song, a camp, fabulously absurd image, a minimal amount of talent compared to your peers, and that unexplainable something that takes you from being plain bad to so bad it’s good. It also helps if plagiarism and poor record sales are involved, but those two aren’t set in stone.
Now that the Nine Muses have gotten talented and T-ara is the best thing since sliced bread, it’s up to rookie divas Gangkiz to fly the K-trash flag with their bargain bin single “Honey Honey”. (right next to RaNia, of course.)
Mariah Carey, aka the undisputed Queen of Classy Shade, doesn’t care who is on X Factor, as long as it’s not her.
She also thinks Britney is a very nice person.
But why Mariah no care about X Factor no more? She was desperate to do season 1 but her pregnancy got in the way, and then a scheduled appearance she was set to make was derailed by Hurricane Irene.
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